Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Funny Sahyari On Friendship

Funny Sahyari On Friendship

 

   



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 































अटल जी, मोदी जी और योगी जी को देखकर सोचता हूं कि बिना बीवी वाला आदमी ही कामयाबी के शिखर को छूता है .....

लेकिन....
राहुल को देखकर वापस चुपचाप बैठ जाता हूँ






















**Laakho Khwaish Aisi Ke Har Khawish Pe Dum Nikle,
Koi To Meri Wife Se Kahe Ke Wo Shopping Ke Liye Kam Nikle!**




**Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge!**




 **Jidhar Dekho Ishq K Bimar Baithe H,
Hazaron Mar Gaye Lakhon Taiyar Baithe H,
Barbad Hote Hain Ladkiyon K Piche,
Aur Kehte Hai Ki Berojgar Baithe H!**



 **Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaado me,
Tujhko sochta hu to hang sa ho jata hu…!**


 **अपनी इंडिया में सरकार हो या शादी,
सबको एक साल में खुश खबरी चाहिए..।**




**Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rhee..
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee..
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa..
Aur aik raat phir yeh genius bina padhe so gaya!!**





**Ab to dunyiya walon pe bilkul bharosa nahi karna ”Faraz”
Ek bewafa humko China ka Bakra keh kar Kutta Baich gaya!**



 **YU Barisho Se Dosti Achhi Nahi,
Ghar Main Paani Bhara to Tera Baap Nikaale Ga Kya!**


**Masoom Muhabbat ka
Bas itna fasana hai.
Ammi Ghar se Nikalny Nahi Deeti
AUR mujhy DATE pe jana hai!**



**Bahot Dard Hota He Jab Teacher Bolte He Mujse Ki,
Tumhare Aur Tumhare Aagewala Ka Answer Ek He Tha.
Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati He, Tho Saale Savaal Bhi To Ek Hi Tha..!**



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